Unnatural Acts' Discussed on IAPN Lobbyist's Blog

"dib dib dib, dob dob dob,
lift your aprons, roll your trouserlegs up chaps and  let's have some fun"

Peter Tompa considers whether it is "possible the archaeological lobby is giving the Assad regime a pass in hopes of ensuring a return to "business as usual" (i.e. excavation permits and other "collaboration") in the event the government ultimately prevails in the ongoing civil war?". What he means is if the US campaign against Islamist militants in the region fails. Metal detectorist John Howland, the freemason, thinks this is the obvious conclusion:

Of course! They have been caught with their trousers round their ankles, 'in flagrente' (sic), trying to deny they were not about to be involved in what some people might regard as an unnatural act. Hilarious! Warm regards John Howland England