Saturday, November 11, 2017

UK Metal Detectorist Steve Taylor Debates Best Practice (5)


I made some comments about the recovery of a hoard in Gloucestershire. Here is how one UK metal detectorist reacted, revealing a favourite adjective to be a short one beginning with 'f':
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Another false claim about metal detecting":
Drop it Barford, or I will be back to fucking haunt you! How is that fucking heart of your's, is it still ticking? IF you want to fight you fine, but remember, I downed your site for 6 fucking weeks, I will come back if you want the agro! 
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "We'll give it a bit more and we'll stop'. Appallin...":
Hey, cunt features leave these guys alone or I will be back. I downed you once before, you are no fucking match for me. ''Steve the Barford Slayer'' If you want to take me on again, fine!!!!!! 
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "We'll give it a bit more and we'll stop'. Appallin...":
Just remember your fucking brain is very small compared to mine!!!! ''Steve The Barford Slayer'' 
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Not only for Collecting (or 'Study'), UK Artefact ...":
No this is copyright infringement Paul, you have been warned!
[and no it is not]  Then, after a social media comment about responsible artefact hunting
 Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...": 
Fuck off cunt features! You're not wanted on Facebook! 
Note, Mr Taylor reserves to himself the right to speak (using the 'f'word and referring to his urogenital fixation) for an entire Facebook group of 'responsible detectorists'
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
Retired now wanker, so I can send some premium time with you, driving up your blood pressure to critical. Let's see what I can do to that fatty little heart of yours this time around!
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
I have now blocked you on Facebook Paul and passed this on too all the other sites. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole, and have a have a heart attack for Christmas, please!
[in fact, he only imagines that he has blocked my access to Facebook, what he means is that he has blocked himself from seeing my posts there and in his ignorance imagines that what he cannot see, others cannot either]
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
Fuck off wanker! Or I will close your blog down like I did last time for copyright intrusion. If you know the meaning of copyright,not fair use!, look it up!!!! You thick cunt!
 [see above] He did not close my blog down, it is still active.
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
I thought I saw you on the streets of Britain last week, but someone then told me it was just a pile of dog shit. PMSL 
So, little things obviously please little minds. Here in Europe, the streets are not covered in animal excreta like the area where Mr Taylor lives apparently is.
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
You must be losing the plot coming on Facebook in your own name, thinking no one will know you, and then posting criticism on your sad blog, that no one ever reads, apart from gay Nigel. Do yourself a favour and fuck off from society, and live quietly in that squalid little flat of yours blue those blue railings. Gated community, what a fucking laugh! It's a run-down tenement block with peeling paintwork! 
I see no reason not to use my own name to represent what are my own views. Blue, blue my railings are not blue. I think Mr Taylor must have been lurking (he says) outside the wrong house when he visited Warsaw...  Could have been an expensive mistake Mr Taylor.
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
I see your anal friend from Heritageaction who is also the ugliest cunt who has ever walked the earth is now twittering on about something, you're like tweedle dum and fucking tweedle dee! Sorry about spoiling your little game on Facebook, but you are a cunt Paul, going on about people's education like you were some higher intelligent being. If you are so intelligent you wouldn't have walked into my trap a few years ago, and had to down your blog! That was funny as fuck when I ran National Barford day and you pulled the plug just in time!!!! Then Swifty tells the sad story how a Gloucestershire detectorist had silence poor Paul. 
Mr Taylor is losing it and apparently lives in his own fantasy world....  'National Barford Day' was when precisely? Mr Taylor's 'education' simply shines through the extent of the vocabulary he chooses to articulate the points he makes in the debate on artefact collecting best practice. More anal sex references from this highly educated retired gardener:
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
Do you still have those red hot pokers up your ass Paul, or did Nigel remove them so he could fit in as well!
He seems upset I did not put the last few on my blog for all to see his shining wit and erudition:
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...":
Hey yellow belly post my threat up for all to see! you have more shit running through you than the Ganges!!!!!!  
 TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour, for these are precisely the sort of people the PAS wants to grab more and more millions of public quid to make into the "partners" of the British Museum, archaeological heritage professionals and to whom they want us all to entrust the exploitation of the archaeological record. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".  

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