This blog is intended to cover side issues emerging from the discussions of artefact collecting (including metal detecting) on my "Portable Antiquities and Heritage Issues" blog. This allows answering misleading points which may require it without sidetracking of other discussions onto unrelated topics, thus freeing the main blog for more serious stuff.
Baz Thugwit has a new 'nick' on Wordpress. Now he's calling himself "John Howland", it seems, and has started under that name a new blog "Detecting and collecting" (motto: 'Detector-averse heritologists talk like idiots and even look like idiots, but don’t be fooled – they really are… idiots')*.
Here's the first post (18th December 2017)
: 'Trends and traitors'. Does not seem much like detecting and collecting to me. See what you make of it.
What, actually is a "Heritologist"? It seems the former bus driver is having a go at Cultural Studies. I wonder what he actually knows about the field. We shall see.
*don't be fooled? About what? Does not make sense, Baz
Steve Taylor, pictured here a jobbing gardener from the Gloucestershire region apparently wants to be taken seriously as a knowledgeable local history hunter. He has been involved in collection-driven exploitation of the archaeological record for, he says, 30 years and is still very visible on a number of detecting forums. He also makes a lot of videos of fairly standardised format under the name 'DETECTINGFORGOLD'. The one below published on You Tube on 24th January 2016 ('Metal detecting for hidden history, uncovering a large Saxon/Celtic brooch') is typical of the ilk. Note the comments underneath, Mr Bluejelly remarks:
Just noticed a thumbs down dislike symbol , there are a few sad bastards around who hate anyone else finding nice objects and sharing them on You Tube. Can't understand why anyone would dislike metal detecting videos if they were a true hobbyist. Always a few retards in the hobby ! lol :
The notion never seemed to occur to him that there might be a few heritage conscious individuals looking on who consider that collection driven exploitation of the archaeological record in the manner shown here is damaging to the public interest. Anyhow, Mr Taylor responds thus:
+MrBluejelly I do the video's for free, and you always get the faceless people who criticize you, for whatever reason. They never come out of the woodwork, to have a debate on line.
Here below is the video, and then below it let us see what happens when people using their real name, not some screen pseudonym publish comments critical of the way metal detecting is depleting the archaeological record and the attitudes of metal detector users to comments.
I thought it would be an enlightening insight into the way some metal detectorists in the UK think and attempt to enter the international debate on the issues surrounding collection-driven exploitation of the archaeological record. These are all real comments sent to me from Mr Steve Taylor for publication on my blog and retrieved from the rejected comments folder of my blog. Note the engaging way he creates an offensive screen name (he uses others, worse) and then the way he twists my surname and the misogynous terminology common among the mostly middle-aged-male detecting community. The first batch are from a post I did about the nasty trend among artefact collectors to use doxing as a weapon against their critics:
Paul Barford and his
amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Antiquity
Collecting, UK Thuggish Louts and Their ...": I would be very careful about accusing people of stalking and posting personal
information on line, as I have a whole file on you, which was also recorded on
Google at the time. Along with your Steve Taylor scrap metal dealer. Those who
live by the sword , die by the sword.
Then the reaction to the capture on film of some illegal metal detecting going on near his home
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Kingscote
Illegal Artefact Hunting: Update": I recognize the one on the left who looks like a Neanderthal, low brow, small
brain, works in the dark, lives in Poland, hey that's a photofit of you Paul.
Tell everyone how you sent two criminals to Poulton, on Spot the hoard contest
you ran ! Happy days
by the way, I am English (one wonders at the press Mr Taylor follows). More on the nighthawking issue
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post ""Detectorists"
Responsible detectorists caught "Ni...": I have an agreement signed on some bog paper Paul, I'll send you a copy. Be
careful of the Van Gogh sunflower in the middle. lol Maybe the next series will
feature a guy with a giant penis on his head, then we will all know how famous
you have become Paul.
This incomprehensible scatology is followed by an attack on the Portable Antiquities Scheme when I discussed a funding problem:
TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour,
for these are precisely the sort of people the PAS wants to grab more
and more millions of public quid to make into the "partners" of the
British Museum, archaeological heritage professionals and to whom they
want us all to entrust the exploitation of the archaeological record.
Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".
Continuing the series of comments retrieved from the 'rejected' box of my blog, we get a telling view into the mind of a long-standing member of the British metal detecting community. Here is Mr Taylor referring to what I said about a Californian dealer publishing a text about 'Slaying Barford' - it is not just metal detectorists who fantasize about extreme resolutions of their problems with critics. After a long break from previous posts, it rather looks as if the self-focussed Mr Taylor has some kind of a notification system set up to alert him to the appearance of his own name in the blogosphere:
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post ""California
style"": Lol ! Do you fancy another game of chess Paul, although I'm two games up !
How's the angina and blood pressure. I've now retired and ready to play again.
[I believe this is a xenophobic reference to one million Poles living in the UK and a 'final solution' to the UK's 'problem' with internal expatriates]
LOL? Another shameless reference to the 'Final Solution' ...
TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour, for these are precisely the sort of people the PAS wants to grab more and more millions of public quid to make into the "partners" of the British Museum, archaeological heritage professionals and to whom they want us all to entrust the exploitation of the archaeological record. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".
Having revealed himself (see previous post) to have apparent neo-Fascist fantasies about 'turning up the gas' to rid the world of 'worthless parasites', Mr Taylor dropped silent again for a few weeks. But then becgan again 'seeking debate'. This one refers to British attitudes to foreigners living in their country:
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Scary
Foreign Academics Asked to Leave Britain": We have also blocked any 11+ grade archaeologists living in Poland from
returning to Britain, it seems we need qualified people in Britain. Mrs May
said let those Polish Commy cunts rot in hell, especially any going by the name
of Barford. lol
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "UK
Treasure Hunters go Against the Trend": We only does it fer the monzees guv, I've just had to sell a few goldies to pay
fer me new Range rover, £65000 fucking quid, bloody rip off ! They ought to have
those car manufactures in court on living on immoral earnings.
Those not familiar with the term will easily assume to which area of life (and human anatomy) it refers by glancing over the relatively limited range of the comments' author's 'interests'....
More xenophobic hate speech with homosexual undertones:
Paul Barford and his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Anti-Archaeology Outreach: FLO Explains Lego-Looti...": Oh Paul, I think I'm in love with you. Such a way with words, and you have that oh so rugged look, that has featured in those 70's porno movies, with macho beard and blue lips. Fuck me, blue lips, that mean a heart attack is imminent. Paul take it from me, don't come back to the UK for treatment, as the NHS is not what it was, as there are too many Poles abusing the system.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour, for these are precisely the sort of people the PAS wants to grab more and more millions of public quid to make into the "partners" of the British Museum, archaeological heritage professionals and to whom they want us all to entrust the exploitation of the archaeological record. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".
I made some comments about the recovery of a hoard in Gloucestershire. Here is how one UK metal detectorist reacted, revealing a favourite adjective to be a short one beginning with 'f':
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Another
false claim about metal detecting": Drop it Barford, or I will be back to fucking haunt you! How is that fucking
heart of your's, is it still ticking? IF you want to fight you fine, but
remember, I downed your site for 6 fucking weeks, I will come back if you want
the agro!
Fuck off cunt features! You're not wanted on Facebook!
Note, Mr Taylor reserves to himself the right to speak (using the 'f'word and referring to his urogenital fixation) for an entire Facebook group of 'responsible detectorists'
[in fact, he only imagines that he has blocked my access to Facebook, what he means is that he has blocked himself from seeing my posts there and in his ignorance imagines that what he cannot see, others cannot either]
So, little things obviously please little minds. Here in Europe, the streets are not covered in animal excreta like the area where Mr Taylor lives apparently is.
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially
Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...": You must be losing the plot coming on Facebook in your own name, thinking no
one will know you, and then posting criticism on your sad blog, that no one
ever reads, apart from gay Nigel. Do yourself a favour and fuck off from
society, and live quietly in that squalid little flat of yours blue those blue
railings. Gated community, what a fucking laugh! It's a run-down tenement block
with peeling paintwork!
I see no reason not to use my own name to represent what are my own views. Blue, blue my railings are not blue. I think Mr Taylor must have been lurking (he says) outside the wrong house when he visited Warsaw... Could have been an expensive mistake Mr Taylor.
Paul Barford and
his amazing talking arsehole has left a new comment on your post "Partially
Literate Artefact Hoiker Selfishly Pocke...": I see your anal friend from Heritageaction who is also the ugliest cunt who has
ever walked the earth is now twittering on about something, you're like tweedle
dum and fucking tweedle dee! Sorry about spoiling your little game on Facebook,
but you are a cunt Paul, going on about people's education like you were some
higher intelligent being. If you are so intelligent you wouldn't have walked
into my trap a few years ago, and had to down your blog! That was funny as fuck
when I ran National Barford day and you pulled the plug just in time!!!! Then
Swifty tells the sad story how a Gloucestershire detectorist had silence poor
Paul.
Mr Taylor is losing it and apparently lives in his own fantasy world.... 'National Barford Day' was when precisely? Mr Taylor's 'education' simply shines through the extent of the vocabulary he chooses to articulate the points he makes in the debate on artefact collecting best practice. More anal sex references from this highly educated retired gardener:
TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour, for these are precisely the sort of people the PAS wants to grab more and more millions of public quid to make into the "partners" of the British Museum, archaeological heritage professionals and to whom they want us all to entrust the exploitation of the archaeological record. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".
Barford > better known to us under a variety of pseudonyms, many of them unprintable.<
So is the person who so criticises artefact hunters not simply giving as good as he gets from
the detectorists who, unable on the whole to engage with articulate argument ,
only resort to crude tribal attitudes, insults and ad personams. A good example is the post here, where senior detectorist John Winter is looking forward to thousands of hits when I link to his moaning blog.
British archaeologist living and working in Warsaw, Poland. Since the early 1990s (or even longer) a primary interest has been research on artefact hunting and collecting and the market in portable antiquities in the international context and their effect on the archaeological record.
Barford > better known to us under a variety of pseudonyms, many of them unprintable.<
So is the person who so criticises artefact hunters not simply giving as good as he gets from the detectorists who, unable on the whole to engage with articulate argument , only resort to crude tribal attitudes, insults and ad personams. A good example is the post here, where senior detectorist John Winter is looking forward to thousands of hits when I link to his moaning blog.
Hit away at the tekkie...